Ancient Babylonian Math 

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.

A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

Ancient Babylonian Math by carhepsin October 6, 2021

Ancient Ass-cheese Flower 

Yet another type of grotesque hors d'oeuvres typically served during weddings and other functions at a banquet hall. Just what the hell makes these things up is anyone's guess, but in general, it's a fluffy pastry-like hors d'oeuvre that is stuffed with cheese that tastes like it fermented in someone's ass for a few weeks before being served. Typically only eaten by people who were denied a meal for three hours by an absurdly long wedding ceremony and then had to wait for a few hours for pictures to be taken, this is a stomach-ache in the making for all but the most iron-gutted people. Too messy to be used as an Assembly-safe Shuriken, these pieces of crap are best used as skipping stones if the banquet facility features a nearby body of water.

"Spinach Vomit-bombs and Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers...glad to see Bob and Sue sprang for only the highest-quality food for their reception."

Ancient Ass-cheese Flower by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010

ancient astronaut theorist

A history or science expert who suggests that extraterrestrials have played a significant role in history on earth. They opine that there are many clues found in ancient ruins and holy books to substantiate this.

Could there be alien connections in the distant past? The ancient astronaut theorist would say "Yes."

ancient astronaut theorist by yes juanito yes August 10, 2015

ancient dragon 

The act of exreting your love juice into the mouth of a man/woman, upon which you slap them in the face, and watch as your explosion burst from their nostrils...

"Dude, i gave her an ancient dragon.. dumped my load then slapped her mouth."

ancient dragon by katiegaryfingerbang December 26, 2014

Ancient Dankloft 

A *higher* being from the beginning of time. Praised demi-god, the Ancient Dankloft, is the first established deity

and Dankastru is the first organized religion on Ark: Survival Evolved. The Ancient Dankloft promotes community in an otherwise hostile game. The Ancient Dankloft is said to have handed down The Eight, a list of inclinations, to help better all players. Since the Ancient Dankloft is only a demi-god, he does not require worship like a god, but still enjoys praise. He encourages his followers to smoke the dankest herb and to give gifts to friends. The Ancient Dankloft watches from behind the glorious yellow glow of the sun

It's not uncommon to hear players praise the Ancient Dankloft before smoking the jazz lettuce and chasing turtles.

Dude, are you ready to fucking blaze?

Praise the Ancient Dankloft!

Ancient Dankloft by MistrBearJew June 23, 2017

ancient meme 

A Meme You Have Seen Before. It Doesn't Matter if it is A minute or a Second Ago

Maurys: Y'all Talk?
Mush: Nah. He keeps tagging me in Ancient Memes

ancient meme by Maurys Gaucho November 2, 2017

ancient Egyptian post-rock breakcore 

the best music genre.

man i sure do love some ancient Egyptian post-rock breakcore

ancient Egyptian post-rock breakcore by music man 69 April 4, 2022