Drop a double duece

This is when you take a monster shit and in fact so monstrous that your asshole was stretched out more than it's ever been and you are in serious pain for at least two hours after and you see blood streaks on the toilet paper after you have wiped

Damn man after dinner last night my guts were hurting and I had to drop a double duece. I had to stand the rest of the night cuz my asshole hurt so bad I couldnt sit down.

Drop a double duece by Bananzalone May 28, 2018

Shoot a Double 

When you or your partner cum twice during intercourse

I made my boyfriend shoot a double last night.
Wow girl, y’all were really going at it!

Shoot a Double by Papaya47 December 9, 2018

Double A Double R 

A person with the spelling of double A double R at the start of their name, this person is usually hung up on their ex girlfriend and loves to drink either Stella or Stella

Stop being hung up on Jess and get a Stella down you double A double R

Double A Double R by Fatfuc August 11, 2023

go make yourself a double decker 

When you want her to go make a sandwich but she still believes in communism.

Girl: I think your argument is invalid.
Guy: Well go make yourself a double decker.

go make yourself a double decker by bonelesspizza January 29, 2017

pitching both ends of a double header 

Having sex with a mother and her daughter but in separate sessions.

Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.

pitching both ends of a double header by RepWin August 20, 2023

Double A Tard

One who either is a Big Book Nazi and preaches the book and has no life out side of AA. Or someone who isn't there for the meetings, there only there because no one else will be friends with them and now we have to put up with there shit.
Also some one who should go to other meetings maybe BB instead of AA (What's BB? ......It's not AA)

Ugggh Jesus you stupid Double A Tard, cant you just leave and go to one of those other meetings?

Double A Tard by Craphead1966 March 28, 2011

double a / AA 

1) small, under powered, of little or no importance.

2) masterbating with a thin "lady finger" vibrator.
origin: AA batteries, bra-cup size smaller than A

"I'm feeling triple X, but I'm only double A"

double a / AA by wachit November 6, 2003