fisting a turkey

Shoving your forearm into an obese woman so deep she is your human puppet. Then removing your arm so you can lick all of the juices off your now lubricated arm.

Man- "So dude I was fisting a turkey last night, It was awesome"
Man2- "WTF why would you do such a thing"

fisting a turkey by ToxicAnarchy January 12, 2017

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having a turkey

Having a turkey can often mean to have a moan or to be displeased with something.

Can sometimes be shortened to 'turk'.

"Look, shes having a turkey" (moaning)
or
"Oh no... you're actually having a turk" (unhappy)

having a turkey by Jo-han August 11, 2006

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Boned a turkey

I recently heard this in one of my lessons and "boned a turkey" is basically a code name for having banged a girl/boy.

It is most commonly heard around Christmas time or in biology lessons.

"Will, I bet you've boned a few turkeys"

"Yes Sir I have"

"Hey mate I boned a turkey last night"
"How was it?"
"Awesome"

Boned a turkey by Cbae17 March 27, 2016