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I has a bucket 

The best site on the internet ever.
It contains someone stealing a poor animal's bucket.

one day he'll get it back, one day...
animal: I has a bucket.
person: grabs bucket
literally every single living being in existence: NOOOOOOO THEY BE STEALING MY BUCKET
I has a bucket by TheDumbAssGuy March 29, 2022

Stick your head in a bucket 

1. To be so frustrated with someone that you want them to kill themselves.
2. To want someone to stop existing

shit in a bucket 

When something is crap
shit in a bucket by Youforreal April 8, 2018

fell into a bucket of shit 

A contraction of "fell into a bucket of shit and came out smelling like a rose." meaning I was very lucky.

To experience unusually good fortune.
"Hey brah, you sure got a great job."

"Yeah, I fell into a bucket of shit."

Face like a bucket of burnt Lego 

someone who is a bit of a Minger, or Munter.
Jocelyn Wildenstein has a face like a bucket of burnt Lego

A bucket of retarded pies 

Being so stupid, that you can't get any dumber.
"Ironing our Dead Rising 1's sizeable wrinkles of unreasonable difficulty, and A.I. on the level of a bucket of retarded pies..."

- Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw