Em 

When you're clearing your throat to start to speak.

Shorter version of "Ahem".

"Yo Marcus, Spit that shit!"

"Em em em"

Em by Dak Babkok May 31, 2016

em 

In typography, a unit of measure generally equivalent to the width of the letter m. When in the context of a 12-point font, an em is equal to a pica.

My car is badass. I can go from 0 to 6.33 ems per second in 8 seconds! Heck yes!

em by therealken July 23, 2008

em 

Noun for a female person or woman. Used in a similar way as "guy."

She's a really great em.

em by melovedean January 7, 2009

em 

This is a name for a some guy's girlfriend. Typical guy who calls his girlfriend 'em' is a real beta-male, skinny, has no self-esteem and has a really unmanly whiny voice. That girl he calls 'em' is pretty likely to be his only girlfriend. He is also prejudiced that he can get any girl, based on credential that he thinks she has.

"That guy is extremely pussy-whipped"

em by pussy haters July 29, 2013

Em 

Em can be short for "them" or it can be short for names such as "Emily" or "Emma"

Guy 1:I think I'm gonna ask Em out.
Guy 2: No don't Em likes Jose, don't ruin it.

Em by Wordmeanings June 17, 2018

em 

myself, who is named em. I am the stupidest and most idiotic creature on this planet. hate me, you know you want to.

Don't hate em because she's beautiful... hate her because she's not!

em by the anarchist June 9, 2004

em 

funny friend :) she has mega hyper turns and love lilo and stitch. there, see, i mentioned stitch. anyway, clowns arnt her best friend but that very much dead evil dark lord monkey might be. flying monkeys rule. want some tomacco?

em: VMDEDLM did a purple shit over there.
me: eww. hey look! flying monkeys!
em: cool!!
me: want some tomacco?
em: wohoo!

em by :poisonedheart: January 15, 2004