Texting Vibrator 

When in the middle of a group text, and messages are constantly coming in. This leads to your phone constantly vibrating. The phone is then shoved up the user's anus, or simply used to better experience masturbation.

Bob: Woah dude, you wont believe this!
You: Believe what?
Bob: I shoved my Texting Vibrator up my asshole. It felt great!
You: OH MY GOD! THAT IS AWESOME!

Texting Vibrator by FATASSFUCK December 16, 2014

texting stupneck 

Someone u text hey to however they ignore it for the whole damn day yet say hi to you out of nowhere in person

I texted Maddie a while ago but she just walked up to me and said hey 5 hours later.

Person2- dude what a texting stupneck

texting stupneck by 421 b May 7, 2015

testing your heart 

when you ask someone for a favor and they give you their answer as in yes or no.

Asker "May I borrow some money?"
Lender"Yes anytime you need me I got you."
Asked " I was just testing your heart. Seeing where it was at.

testing your heart by Almighty bull June 10, 2016

Tenzing 

The best man you can find. Kindhearted, sweet, mascular and sexy. I find one make sure you'll never lose him.

Ohh my god tenzing is so sexy. I wish he was my boyfriend.

Tenzing by Moffugga January 2, 2017

testing the woodchipper 

Anal sex.

He was testing the woodchipper.

testing the woodchipper by MantarayViper March 5, 2017

Texting Out Loud 

When you text something out loud, so you can better understand & read the thoughts that you are typing.

I started texting out loud, so I can better understand the thoughts I’m typing.

Texting Out Loud by Intuitive ACE January 7, 2020

Texting dysplasia 

Texting dysplasia is when you've been only texting your crush/friend in the beginning of your relationship instead of communicating face to face/over video call. Then when you meet up in person it feels awkward because you're not able to communicate as well as you did over text.

Body language and facial expressions are especially critical in the beginning stages of getting to know someone

Bro stop texting her so much or you'll get texting dysplasia and she'll think you're awkward - trust me.

You gotta see her eyes man, hear how she laughs and tease her if you really want it to click right away

Texting dysplasia by MasterchefUSA January 22, 2022