suck my hypothetical dick

A female who needs a quick insult, wants to say suck my dick, but doesn't have one, can use this. If this has been said to you, it basically means that you have just defied a female's opinion or made a douchebag comment, and they now see you as a complete asshole and have the freedom to say this to you.

They also have the freedom to say this when they have just proved you wrong or bested you in an activity that you were confident in winning at.

Man: Women will NEVER be as smart as men! Why do you think Albert Einstein Invented Electricity? Obviously because he was a MAN!

Woman: ...Suck my hypothetical dick, you bastard! *slaps*

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*both playing Wii Sports*
*Female is victorious*
Woman: suck my hypothetical dick, haha!

suck my hypothetical dick by PhillyDog37 August 26, 2015

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Suck a nigga dick or sumin

Giving a man the best time of his life. Sucking his penis with your mouth

Hey Girl Suck a nigga dick or sumin

Suck a nigga dick or sumin by Twon Riles May 7, 2018

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national suck your boyfriends dick day

the 24th June 2021 is national suck your boyfriends dick day!

person 1: are you busy today babe
person 2: yeah im going out with a friend

person 1: aww but today is national suck your boyfriends dick day

national suck your boyfriends dick day by joshhyboi June 21, 2021

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gucci flip-flops suck a nigga dick through his sock

The act of making art to a gay nigga (nibba, wigga, wibba, wigga) with gucci flip-flops and socks on...
- words spoken by gay-rap god

gucci flip-flops suck a nigga dick through his sock

"Yeah men... gucci flip-flops, suck a nigga dick through his sock, bitch my dick hard, i be slobbing all in that cock..."

gucci flip-flops suck a nigga dick through his sock by ThicDaddy January 23, 2019