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suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.
At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!

suck my clit 

girl version of “suck my dick”, to assert dominance.
dummy: HEY! that went out of bounds

Me: this is a practice round, go suck my clit about it
suck my clit by iluvtaylortots December 26, 2024

Suck my dick Kiwi 

When Kiwi says something you don't like
Kiwi Joins call
Kiwi: Hello.
speadson: Suck my dick Kiwi
Suck my dick Kiwi by speadson December 28, 2024

Suck my dick 

Suck my dick by 2prkl37 May 24, 2025

Suck my pork 

An expression used when someone asks you to do something that you view as an unreasonable request (a polite version of someone can blow you)
She/he/they want me to what? They can suck my pork!
Suck my pork by Hammy1979 May 29, 2025