Calin Helen 

Calin Helen is a mesopotamian god , the strongest one to ever have existed and currently still exist. You need to offer her her favourite foods (Noodle Pack , KFC and McDonalds) for her to not punish you into squishing you like a ant...
She also has a unique style of talking...Its like she talks rounding all letters..or maybe its a different language used long ago...?
Her favourite music artist is Billie Eilish and she really likes doing the "one shoulder up" move everytime! It is a little intimidating though...

All hail the Calin Helen!

Calin Helen by Coaielius November 26, 2024

The Helen Keller 

When you’re getting a blow job and right before you nut you pull out, fire into both eyes and ears rendering them blind and deaf, then stick it back in their mouth and make them say “I’m Helen Keller!”

Person 1: “Man why are you looking so happy today?”

Person 2: “I gave my girl the Helen Keller last night”

The Helen Keller by BrinkedUp July 9, 2025

thank you helen 

a word used to display extreme thankfulness. usually used towards someone you love, particularly named helen.

friend 1: *gives a gift*
friend 2: thank you helen!

thank you helen by sonya & shauna February 24, 2019

on my helen keller 

someone who doesn't hear or see anything, usually meaning 'i wont snitch'

"is that somebody running from the cops?", "shit im on my helen keller!"

on my helen keller by pawtucketpoppy September 19, 2022

Hot dog Helen 

A character from the book beat the band who was a social outcast

I don’t wanna be partnered up with hot dog helen

Hot dog Helen by Midnight2000 July 31, 2024

Chase and Helen 

Chase and Helen are the cutest couple ever and are frickin awesome. They met in Mr Richards class fell in love and he missed her very much right now because she went to Disneyland 😪

Chase and Helen are the perfect couple!

Chase and Helen by Chase Maybe? April 7, 2025

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing absolutely nothing for the entire day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...

A day in the life of Helen Keller by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024