Also known as Frightened Masturbation or The Screaming Skeets. It happens while on 24 hour acid trip, when one starts to jerk off and sees a extremely scary hallucination and subsequently starts scream while still jerkin it.

Kyle was so f-up I could hear him suffering through the wailing wanks in the room next door.

Wailing Wanks by w@mMy s@ndw1cH?!1! May 24, 2006

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Writing the bible

When Chatting with Someone and they write you a long ass message that you don't care to read, I.e The bible

John: so i'm Fighting with my girlfriend, and all i want is angry make-up sex and she keeps saying all this bullshit i don't wanna hear.
Greg: Looks like you have a girl who just is

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Writing the bible by Gmartinez0928 November 9, 2010

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patch writing

A technique of writing an essay, blog contribution or research paper by cutting and pasting large chunks of source material and interspersing these with brief connective sentences. The end result is thus a grotesque patchwork of long quotations that reveals little or nothing of the named author's own thoughts or insights.

Source material may be referenced or, when plagiarized, either presented without citation or in a cosmetically reworded format.

Patch writing is very common amongst undergraduate students from Asian countries studying at Western universities either because they do not understand the subject very well or they believe that getting a good mark involves showing that they have "done research".

You failed this assignment because the task was to research and present your policy recommendations. Instead you simply went for patch writing by copying out large sections from the textbook.

patch writing by The Watcher On The Wall November 23, 2011

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AZIAN CHATTING/WRITING

shortened or expanded phonetic way of writing. Yah we use our brains more then we actually think when we type "our way".
any thing with the "oi" sound ex: boy becomes boi
"ph" words become f ex: phonetic - fonetic
words that en in en become 'n
any word that sounds like a letter uses that letter

ur- your/you are
yah yeah- yes
nah- no/know
maybeeh- maybe
meeh- me
no- know
r- are
dis- this/disrespect
dat- that
dae- they/day
mah- my
sekci sexE- sexy
sry- sorry
wlx- welcome
tnx- thank you
wha- what
pnoy- pinoy
pnay- pinay
pny- pinay
boi- boy
mztisa- mistissa
flip- filipino
chink- chinese
spic/k- spanish/latino
fone- phone
hea- here
ida no- i don't know
oic- oh i see
bby- baby
ma- mom/my

AZIAN CHATTING/WRITING by xvpnysn0bvx December 28, 2004

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