Greeley Colorado

Greeley, Colorado is famous for hardly existing. The college or university or whatever a nitwit might call it is so far below Mediocre, it's classified as an 'advanced kindergarten'. Nothing else exists in the city except drunks and child molesters. Zombie-fied citizens, the living dead, where you go other than Hell, the ultimate cess pool!

I went to Greeley Colorado to see what was there, and I was so surprised to find NOTHING at all. This hole makes Buffalo, New York look like Heaven

by Dr. Gregory Darvis January 6, 2011

greeley colorado

what can i say..nothing good.greeley co is filled with wanna be gangsters.people act like the people at wallmart (bad wallmart in town)all the time.nothing to do,except get high and drink.cause thats what almost everykid is diong.a mexican white community.with alots of race issues.a hospital with steryle issues.all the shops are closing ..cause everyone shops in loveland and fortcollins.recentley had a murder case cause of a stupid child molester.lets say you visit here watch your children!

john-im visiting family in greeley colorado!
kate-better hold your children tight!
john-haha very funny ,i brought a gun..
kate -kool!heres my shank.

by iliveingreeley March 27, 2011

Radio Free Colorado

If you like Classic and Modern Rock internet radio to listen to, this station is the bomb.

Listening to Radio Free Colorado reminds people how bad FM Radio sucks today.

by Speed Racer September 3, 2006

Radio Free Colorado

A great Classic Rock internet radio station! If you like good Rock & Roll radio you should check out RFC.

Radio Free Colorado has a very good selection of rock music and a very excellent song request system.

by Radio Fan January 6, 2008

Sterling, Colorado

A small boring town in the middle of nowhere, Northeastern Colorado, but its the biggest town for many miles around. The only reasons people come to Sterling is for the fair if they are rednecks, or Northeastern Junior College. NJC is the only place that there are African Americans in Sterling. The rest of the people are white and Mexican and emo poseurs. There is nothing to do except WalMart and the skate park, so most of the population parties all weekend and then goes to church on Sunday. It is a great place to make friends

"So where you from?"
"Sterling, Colorado."
"Where?"

by bright-eyes November 28, 2009

University of Colorado

The University of Colorado has great academics & research. It is ranked the 11th best public school in the world. CU has the hottest girls anywhere. Academics are rivaled only by the parties. The Hill is where everybody lives and parties. Pearl Street has upscale shopping, bars, and street performers. Too many Californians come here and think they own the place. Everybody gets high. Yuppie-Hippies. World class skiing. EVERYBODY is white (except for a few asians). Denver kicks ass and is only 20 minutes away. Bums everywhere, Norlin 420! Sunny 300+ days a year, The Flatirons, GDI Liberals, Decent Greek System, Nitro

Are you going to the University of Colorado football game?

Maybe, after I pack another bowl.

by John Walter Wayland May 8, 2008

RC Colorado

The type of car you would expect to see dropping kids off to a soccer game but instead will tear the door off a porsche 911. The mighty 4jj1 engine will easily reach 500,000km with the only weak part of the car being the cvs and steering arm , which are weaker than a 9 year olds arm.

V8 owner: "Yo look at this lil bitch i would smash him in a race"
RC Colorado owner: *blows doors off v8*
V8 owner: *cricket noises*

by PoZZyy February 14, 2019