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separation anxiety 

This is where children and babies become scared and anxious over their parents or carers leaving them in a childcare setting. The children will most likely cry and need comforting, so that they will become more independent and not become so anxious when their parents leave.
parent 1: How was my child today?
Key Worker: Your child continuously cried and didn't want to eat or play. I believe he may be suffering from separation anxiety

Major Testicular Anxiety (MTA) 

A feeling of pressure from within the testicals, caused by the need to bust a large nut, often due to a bomb ass, a fat pair of tits, or dirty talk.
Jessica gave Matt some Major Testicular Anxiety (MTA) after she flashed her huge perky tits in his face.

Touchscreen Anxiety 

Being afraid to switch phones from a traditional flip or keyboard phone to a touchscreen phone.
Commonly occurs in people over the age of 45.
My mom wants to know if she can play with your phone. She needs a new one and hopes it'll help her get over her touchscreen anxiety.

high anxiety attack 

It's very similar to an anxiety attack, only it's 10x worse. It happens when you use some sort of substance to alter the mind and have alot of stress come at you at once. If having a high anxiety attack, you may be able to feel the blood flow of your heart, alter reality slightly (not in the good way), have a heart attack, or even become unconscious. A high anxiety attack isn't life threatening, but what is is how you handle it. It lasts as long as 2 hours and is mandatory if already having one.
Oh my god guys, you will not believe what happened last night, I had a high anxiety attack. I thought I was going to die.

Facebook Separation Anxiety Disorder 

The unsettling feeling that you get when you are away from your Facebook feed for too long.
Richard: What is wrong with Jack?
Enzio: He went camping this weekend and did not have an internet connection and is suffering from Facebook separation anxiety disorder

chai anxiety 

Feeling overwhelmed by the ridiculous number of options at the coffee shop.
Venti? Double soy-based foam? A shot of what? Yeesh I have chai anxiety -- I need some caffeine!