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Googaly Goggaly Tennis 

Best flippin' game ever created. Only the ultra amazing minds of Joe E and Adam K could have come up with such an amazing game.

Played with 2 teams of a max of 2 players on each side, on a tennis court.

Rules:
1. No reaching over or going over the other side of the net
2. If the ball goes over the fence, you lose
3. You lose if the ball completly stops rolling
4. Balls that somehow roll under the fence and stop under, or on the other side are played, andn counted as a stop.
5. Play EVERYTHING.
6. No blacks, jews or Ty's.
7. The only exception to the player-per team-rule is if you are playing double court (!!!)
"Up for some Googaly Goggaly Tennis today, Adam?"
"Heck yes! Kristyn is goin' down!"

And yes, she lost.
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anal tennis 

The act of playing tennis with inserting the ball into the anus, farting, and launching it towards the other side of the court. May also refer to the act of playing tennis by holding the racket with one's asshole.
"I played anal tennis with Micheal today."

-A: "Hey man, we should play anal tennis sometime."
-B: "Sure thing, Trevor."
anal tennis by Striving Door January 23, 2014

Male tennis players 

Male tennis players are always a gay male who forfeits the right to testosterone. The best thing to do if you see one is to simply point and laugh at how queer they are.
Male tennis players are so gay
Male tennis players by Cono12 July 11, 2019

chest tennis 

The act of taking a poop on you partners chest, then beating it in with a tennis racket. very kinky.
After i hooked up with that bitch, she was getting on my nerves, so i played so chest tennis
chest tennis by bosun a May 24, 2010

Table tennis 

When you pass a girl around but she gets tired.
"Hey, are you up for some table tennis?"
"Nah, bro. I'd have to ask mum again. You know how it goes."
Table tennis by patjbn August 4, 2019

energy ball tennis 

The WORST boss fight gimmic ever in the history of gaming that needs to be destroyed
I just finished a long game of energy ball tennis
energy ball tennis by dirteater November 19, 2016

Urinal Tennis 

Urinal Tennis: A game played by 2 or more men at a Urinal, that is played by batting a balled up piece of toilet paper across the urinal into the opponents urinal bowl with either a hand or penis. Urinal Tennis is played while pissing.
That last match of Urinal Tennis was so intense! I beat Mark 3-2, and only pissed on my hand once!
Urinal Tennis by Lolacazam September 21, 2011