Spaz promise 

A promise that is made with ur hand bent inwards facing u like how a “spaz” would have there hands , if broken the person I broke it with gets to kick and punch ur balls 5 times

“ Spaz promise u didn’t do that “

Spaz promise by Fat Neek Farren April 6, 2021

Stripper Promise

A hollow promise made for the sole purpose of appeasing the recipient momentarily.

A vow lacking conviction or follow through

Harold " She said we would go out on a date when she had some more free time. She promised this time"

Rob " ahh, common man, you can't be following for another stripper promise."

Stripper Promise by Dre_N May 5, 2021

dirty promise 

When your fucking and you tell the girl your not going to cum and you purposefully get her pregnant so she stays with you

"I told my gf I wouldn't cum, guess I'm a dirty promise"

dirty promise by anonymous September 2, 2021

Bro promise 

A promise that no matter what you can not break it. It is used to tell the truth and if some one uses it you have to tell the truth or else you not a bro

Person 1:I got head!
Person 2: no ways, bro promise?
Person 1: ok nah I lie🤣

Bro promise by A lekker gent November 20, 2021

Pinky promise 

Something not meant to be broken or played with u must say pinky promise to mean it

I pinky promise I will love you forever

Pinky promise by Nabi Ramirez March 7, 2022

Terminator promise 

"I'll be BACK."

I already can always trust my buddy to keep his word about returning later to assist me, but I feel even more confident about it if he gives me a solemn "Terminator promise".

Terminator promise by QuacksO May 4, 2022

Catmaster Promise 

When someone who tends to lie a lot is trying to talk serious for once. A Catmasters promise is a true promise that is never broken.

Its true bro, a Catmaster Promise I didn't do that.

Catmaster Promise by Catmaster3 June 17, 2022