A big fat gout scratcher who has
intercourse with pigs and eat all of their food. He always makes fun of dwarfs because he is over 5 ft also he likes to spank baboon ass because in his words "it was asking for my courn". He also has a super hot model of a mom who is dating a total
master blaster named Joseph, every night Joseph gives Peytons mom his
sloppy joe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). also Peyton tries to steal crushes because he likes porn.
Peyton Cornhole: hey i was
talking to your crush ealier and i think i nailed her
anyone in their right mind:
your mother looks better in a thong
Peyton Cornhole: *all of his bones break*