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Peyton is an amazing guy who will always be there for you when you need him. He has blonde hair. He’s energetic and loves fishing. But don’t cross him. He is mostly on the good looken side.

Peyton Cornhole 

A big fat gout scratcher who has intercourse with pigs and eat all of their food. He always makes fun of dwarfs because he is over 5 ft also he likes to spank baboon ass because in his words "it was asking for my courn". He also has a super hot model of a mom who is dating a total master blaster named Joseph, every night Joseph gives Peytons mom his sloppy joe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). also Peyton tries to steal crushes because he likes porn.
Peyton Cornhole: hey i was talking to your crush ealier and i think i nailed her

anyone in their right mind: your mother looks better in a thong

Peyton Cornhole: *all of his bones break*

PeYToN-SS 

Member of pbr that left his home in Alabama to avoid the hurricane, but wouldn't give certain people his matrix if he died, just because they like Tennessee
PeYToN-SS doesn't like Tennessee fans.
PeYToN-SS by coolrazer October 26, 2004

Peyton and Gonzalo 

two of the most sexiest people on the planet. their milkshakes bring all the boys and cats to the yard. especially when they are together, everyone wants to be them and want them. they get along with anyone and are not shy. they pretend they have tons of friends, when in reallity they are just mean slutty loser whores.
Your a bigger slut than Peyton and gonzalo!
Peyton and Gonzalo by noicantugly August 16, 2011

Peyton green 

A peyton green is another word a screw up. It can be a noun, verb, or adjective.
Oh man, i peyton greened that test

Your such a peyton green.

That tree is peyton greeny
Peyton green by Pgreen26 February 16, 2014

peyton hardin 

a bitch that dates black girls and cheats on people
peyton hardin by animal crakers January 29, 2016