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Smartphone anxiety disorder 

The panic and fear a person experiences when they misplace or become separated from their smartphone even for a few minutes. smartphone, iphone, handheld, fear, panic, anxiety, phobia, tech, obsession
I am convinced I suffer from smartphone anxiety disorder. I literally need my iphone to be within reach or I freak out.
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Verbal Anxiety 

When someone or something says something so stupid he/she is left in awe or would be outstanded by the stupidity that came from that person or thing.
Jojo - I only needed one conversation with that first grader to get Verbal Anxiety.
Edgar - What's that.
Anthony - Go talk to him.
Jojo - *laughs*
Verbal Anxiety by JjDanCab April 5, 2017

Pussy Anxiety 

When you're going waiting to have sex on a special occasion, only to start your period right before the event.
Girl: Honey i'm sorry, we can't have sex tonight.
Girlfriend: but I just got the promotion, why?
Girl: Pussy Anxiety, I just started my period

Croissant Anxiety

When you're anxious about doing things abroad that you do every day at home.
"Sarah swallowed a condom full of cheesey chips so she could smuggle them into paris because she thought she might pronounce Fromage wrong, she's got a really croissant anxiety"

Climatic Anxiety 

Anxiety one gets when a climax approaches them, without clothing, wielding an unregistered butter knife.
“Holy shit dude! Call the police, I just had really bad Climatic Anxiety!”

pure anxiety 

When you masturbating and your parents knock on the door
i was sitting in my room and i got pure anxiety
pure anxiety by 2332213 February 11, 2020

Eviction Anxiety 

fear of being kicked out regardless reality
I gotta rent a room by next month!
Dude. Your eviction anxiety's kicking in again! Nobody's kicking you out...yet.