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Punch Your Bitch Ticket 

When an individual deciedes to take their own life because they can't go on anymore.
Just because they are picking on you doesn't mean you should punch your bitch ticket.

jocking on your bitch ass 

fat girl: i am always the third wheel
skinny girl: girl, you the third and fourth wheel
fat girl: i am sick of the fat jokes
skinny girl: i am just jocking on your bitch ass fellow homosapien of the world

someones fucking your bitch 

When you drop the blunt during a smoke session, mainly marijuana or tabaco
Here jerry, take this
Okay! *drops it*
Someones fucking your bitch jerry!!

questin' on your bitch ass 

A euphoric sensation involving one person's inability to lose to a certain opponent. It usually involves reminiscing about the specific incident where one person {shit the bed}
Dude I was questin' on your bitch ass when I scored five touchdowns against you on Sunday!

balls deep in your bitch 

The face you make when you get so hella deep, you start to enter a new dimension.
Bird: Damn, i was balls deep in your bitch last night and she was loving it , Alex
Alex: fucc man

Acquire your bitch 

When a business man negotiates a deal to "take another man's bitch.". It is typically a generally smooth transaction
Tommy will acquire your bitch, while wearing his suit, with just one phone call