Jabber-Wickling 

1. The act of moving one's partially erect penis up and down and possibly side to side without the use of hands or the power of a pelvic thrust

2. Using the muscles at the base of the penis to control the movements of the penis when partially engorged with blood.

1. Wow, I got really bored in math class so I was jabber-wickling under the desk.

2. When I want to confuse a girl and I am in my sweat pants I jabber-wickle until she notices.

Jabber-Wickling by Daryl L. May 8, 2005

winking 

after too much anal sex the sphincter goes into a spasm not unlike winking

Always winking never blinking

winking by grannycatflap September 19, 2009

Wirking 

When you are supposedly working, but in actuality you are shirking.

Ace spent his afternoon "wirking", with his toes in the sand and sunshine on his shoulders.

Wirking by yousureboutdat April 25, 2013

winking brown starfish 

The anus. Also called rusty sheriff's badge, ringpiece, starfish, butthole, bumhole (British term), asshole, arsehole (British term), poopyhole, bunghole.

The Sport-Hating Poop: You've been waiting all day for an exciting footy game, and just at the kickoff this bastard turd knocks on your WINKING BROWN STARFISH and insists on coming out to play.

winking brown starfish by Joey Schwartzman May 31, 2005

Winking Snorlax 

The sexual act of having a morbidly obese asian woman spread apart her ass cheeks and rap them around your face, having the ass engulf your entire head. The fat asain woman then proceeds to rip ass all over the person's face.

It is best to having the woman eat lots of beans and spicy foods before performing this procedure. And the woman must be obese & asian, or else it just defeats the entire purpose.

Stefan - "Dude, when I traveled to China I had a fat asian hooker give me the best winking snorlax of my life!"

Terry - "Swag"

Winking Snorlax by twizzlaaaaaaa January 1, 2012

Winking owl

The image one sees when looking up at a woman in yoga pants who is climbing with one leg perched above the other

As Sarah was mountain climbing above me I looked up and seen her winking owl.

Winking owl by BPH47 March 8, 2018

Winking bunny

Winking Bunning is a sexual game where the 1st participant will shove as many marshmallows up there rectum as they can fit. Then the 2nd paricipant will eat out there rectum and get as many marshmallows in there mouth as possible. If the 2nd participant can get all marshmallows in there mouth and say "chubby bunny" they win, if not the 1st participant wins.

Person 1: man did you here jeff lost in winking bunny, Michael fit all 62 marshmallows in his mouth.
Person 2: jeff can only fit 62 in his ass hole? Wyat can fit 83 in his. Let's see if Michael can fit that in his mouth.

Winking bunny by Bigilo February 9, 2020