White Collar Wanker 

An absolute specimen who lives and breathes regurgitating corporate jargon and spamming people with ‘inspirational’ LinkedIn posts.

The average white collar wanker works in recruitment or insurance. He sports a shirt two sizes too small to show off his ‘gains’, drives a shitty BMW and if he has a degree it’s a 2:2 in business from De Montfort University. He thinks going to the gym, calling people ‘mate’ and snorting coke on the reg are a substitute for a personality.

Thinks wearing a suit and being condescending while saying nothing can make up for his l incompetence.

I went for an interview the other week and honestly the guy interviewing me was such a white collar wanker.

White Collar Wanker by Blue_Shoes March 18, 2021

White Collar Erotic 

When someone is SO hyper elite in business environments and meetings, people of ALL management levels and seniority are intrigued by and want to work with them.

Dan: Man, I love having meetings with Patrick, literally EVERYONE in the meeting listens to him and does exactly what he says. He could get anything he wants done.

BT: Oh ya, Patrick is SO White Collar Erotic.

White Collar Erotic by Mike109999 August 7, 2022

White Collar Brosef 

A close friend to bounce professional ideas & problems off of. They are not your mentors, family members or investors, so this distance allows them to give you sound advice, while keeping a tone of friendship, trust and objectivity.

Dan: Ugh, I just got off an investors call, Chris cited his mentor 3 times.

Alde: Fuck I hate that pretentious shit. I never mention my White Collar Brosef, that shit is personal.

Dan: Seriously Unc, let's get some shawarma.

White Collar Brosef by Mike109999 August 15, 2022

White Collar CockBlock 

When your business partner or boss deliberately and maliciously prevents you from advancing your career or business, SOLELY out of spite.

Dana: Ugh, I am in a fight with my partner, she is going to FOR SURE White Collar CockBlock this next hire. Uch, we need the help so badly.

Milo: Damn B, that's why you cant do 50/50 joint ventures, Bruh.

Dana: Uch, Preach girl.

White Collar CockBlock by Mike109999 August 15, 2022

White-Collar Welfare 

A program under which employees within a publicly traded company are hired for their job for no other reason than they are related to a high paid and/or high ranking employee. This person is characteristically under qualified, over paid, and lacking in contribution.

1.) The General Managers daughter just got hired as a new assistant that makes six people in the office on white-collar welfare.

2.) Can you believe that it's her first year here and she took 4 weeks of paid vacation? You only get those types of perks when your on white-collar welfare.

White-Collar Welfare by CorpWorkerBee February 22, 2011

white-collar boxing 

no head shots, 3 rounds no breaks.
same as a 'straightener' boxing match, played among workers in ships or factories.

Fight Club is lame-o, all they tried to do in that fuckin' flock "flop flick" was to look a bit like white-collar boxers ..and it sucked big great friggin' time! Try again, Pitt..u wussie!

white-collar boxing by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

white collar anarchist 

Someone who secretly reads radical/liberal books, rails against "the system", advocates a punk ethic, but in everyday life is very mainstream and would never actually rock the boat.

"Bob is such a white collar anarchist. He owns every Jello Biafra spoken word album and reads the Huffington Post, but voted for Romney."

white collar anarchist by Radiogeek88 March 11, 2010