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playing whack a mole 

when you have to shit so bad and you're trying to hold it in so that the head of the turd is popping out and in of your ass similar to the whack a mole arcade game
I have to crap so bad, i'm playing whack a mole!

Asshole Whack a Mole 

A sexual position where One of the partners gets on all fours and points his anus towards a male partner. The kneeling partner then proceeds to force a shit log out of his asshole. The male partner then tries to hammer the turd back into the receiving partners asshole with his erect penis. This term was first coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com
Instead of going to see "The Hangover" Jan and I just stayed home and played Asshole Whack a Mole.
Asshole Whack a Mole by Davinci Fox December 12, 2009

Social Whack-a-mole 

The game where one randomly has to block their ex on social media, one by one, after said ex won’t stop messaging them.
Dude, I just had to go through a game of social whack-a-mole cause of my bitchy ex

Playing Whack-a-mole 

Fucking a girl so hard in the ass, when she has to poop, that your dick turns brown from hammering the shit back into her ass. The turd must look like it is popping out of the ass, like a mole exiting a mole hill.
Bro 1: Get on CoD
Bro 2: Can't playing whack-a-mole

blood engorged whack-a-mole 

The full fledged, raping, pillaging, kitten killing, viking warrior of an erection that comes with total arousal.
"Man, last night I whipped out the blood engorged whack-a-mole and beat the wife to death with it. Got off on self defence, the bitch tried to bite."

Human Whack-a-mole 

Action taken where the recipient of cullilingus punches the giver in the face when they come up for air and ruin the moment.
Two guys at a gym:
Hey Joe, why so many aerobics classes?
I really need to work on my VO2 max.
OK, how'd you get the shiner?

Jill and I were doooin it. When I came up for air, Jill let go of my ears and smaked me one, it was like being in a human whack-a-mole game.