Sweater Vest Friday 

A requirement of all Cross Country teams, Sweater Vest Friday is when all the male members of a Cross Country (abbreviated XC) team must dress in their most hideous sweater vests (normally with argile and/or plaid patterns, with un-matching shorts) and subsequently take a group photo after school before practice which will then be placed
on Facebook with the entire team tagged with their vests on. The female members of the team ARE permitted to be in the photo, but are denied the right to wear a sweater vest, and must instead wear their nicest dress/skirt.

Sweater Vest Friday normally occurs on the Friday before the first invitational (XC Meet) of the season. If someone forgets their sweater vest or chooses not to wear it, they will be considered outcasts and will be made fun of, or called the name Noodle/Fisty or N*****.

Daniel: "I can't wait to dress up in my sweater vest and take a picture with all the hot XC girls/guys so people can know how cool our team is!!!"

Chris: "Fuck yea, I love sweater vest friday. Let's all twenty of us guys get in my car and rock out to some music even though there are only five seats!"

Dylan: "Noodle, N*****, Where the fuck are your sweater vests!?!"

Noodle: "I forgot"

N*****:"Sweater vests are for queers!"

Jason: "Go get the water you freshman!!!"

Noodle/N*****:"FML!!!"

Sweater Vest Friday by AnnoyedXbox360Guy September 6, 2011

Santorum Sweater Vest 

After two men have unprotected anal sex, they wipe the frothy mixture of semen and fecal matter on a third man's chest hair.

Rick volunteered to wear the Santorum Sweater Vest after the night's rigorous gay orgy.

Santorum Sweater Vest by SpoogeyMcSpoogerton January 11, 2012

norwegian sweater-vest 

When a guy or group of guys cum on a girl's chest in a criss cross fashion and then shave their pubic hair on her.

I can't believe that that girl let us give her a norwegian sweater-vest.

norwegian sweater-vest by ksmith4 May 16, 2011

Rose Vest 

The vest that the guitarist and lyricist for Panic! At The Disco, Ryan Ross, used to wear at shows until he lost it in New Zealand. Many people are angry because of this and others wonder how any body could lose something so bright-colored and noticeable. The vest had the ability to make girls swoon and people stare in amazement. The infamous Rose Vest has it's own MySpace, but it is not run by Ryan Ross himself.

Fan 1: Have you seen Ryan Ross' ex Rose Vest?

Fan 2: Yeah! That thing is so bright! What happened to it?

Fan 1: That man lost it somewhere in New Zealand.

Fan 2: How do you lose that thing? It's so bright and flamboyant!

Fan 1: That's what I wonder.

Rose Vest by Lina Davis March 19, 2007

sweater vest 

An article of clothing that is capable of getting you gigantic amounts of ass.

Girl 1: Whoa, look at that guy wearing that sweater vest!
Girl 2: God, he's so hot. I wish more boys had style like him.
Girl 3: No way, because then that guy wouldn't be special and unique and sexy!
Girl 4: But how are we all going to have him?

Girl 5: I'm not sharing with you bitches.

sweater vest by Chairs November 15, 2009

Beer Vest

n. a drunks belief that no harm will befell them whilst engaged in risky behavior. Usually directly correlated to the amount of alcohol consumed. Not to be confused with Drunk Luck whereas most drunks are able to avoid injury when in accidents.

"Once he got his Beer Vest on, he jumped from the roof into the shallow end of the pool."

"Billy spent half the night putting on his Beer Vest, then he jumped off the dock and wrestled the gator."

Beer Vest by keifermail August 21, 2008

rose vest 

The amazing vest covered in fake roses, worn by ryan ross, brendon urie, and jon walker of the MAGICAL band, Panic! At The Disco. the best known color is red worn by ryan. optional colors are black and white.

BEWARE: THIS VEST WILL MAKE YOU SWOON AND ACT LIKE A TEENIE.

caution: this vest is probably flammable

Janine: The rose vest makes me swoonn.. *TEENIE SQUEAL*
Marie: Are you serious....O_O

rose vest by Janine and Marie pwn your soul August 21, 2006