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Urethra Powers

an ability urethra man has, giving him the power to spurt sperm or urine out of him at mach 10 to the second power.
Urethra Powers by XXX Jiggles December 8, 2022

urethra wax 

whilst masturbating, one might make the common mistake of shoving a thin scrap of a candle in your dick hole. this causes great stimulation, however it may slip in and crystallize in your bladder. This is actually supposed to be done with a letter opener like the men who live in Arabia. Read the book "Haunted" by Chuck Palahniuk for more information. Look for the short story called "Guts" within the book.
Johnny made the common mistake of shoving urethra wax in his willy for stimulation. He eventually had to tell his parents that he was pissing blood because of the crystallized wax in his bladder. There goes the college fund.
urethra wax by godly head December 31, 2011

Urethra Franklin 

1. Any sexual act involving penetration/stimulation of the urethra.

2. Another name for one's urethra.
1. Last night, Jane gave me a Urethra Franklin and I have no idea why I agreed to that.

2. Ever since I hooked up with that one brunette chick, my Urethra Franklin has burned when I pee.

urethra pick 

A thin metal rod that is inserted into the tip of the penis. It frequently is used to obtain sexual pleasure. Long urethra picks can even be used to puncture internal organs for extra sexual pleasure.
Mitchell got a urethra pick stuck inside his cock, and died of a bladder infection.
urethra pick by angrysuperhawk September 29, 2014

urethra bomb 

The sexual act of putting liquid and/or objects in one's urethra for pleasure
"Those urethra bombs last night were intense"
urethra bomb by Deep Throat Playa February 1, 2014

Urethra Franklin 

A move involving one dick inside another (via urethra)
"I did a Urethra Franklin, and my p-hole is now the size of my b-hole."