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Uptown Motors Car

A car that is so shitty that only those with extremely poor credit, limited cash or lacking in basic English skills would attempt to buy this car. Sold by the man himself, who is a tall, heavyset Italian from South Jersey, who enjoys affecting a “Tony Soprano” like accent, and saying, “fuhgehddabout it!” This dealer has been known to start cars that have poor starting systems up to thirty minutes prior to the arrival time of the prospective buyer, in an attempt to make them think the car is in excellent condition, and therefore hiding the true problem that lurks within, which is that this car, like so many others before it, is a big piece of crap.
Marty was fucked, as he had recently purchased an Uptown Motors car.

Jamie attempted to start the car one morning, only to have rusty radiator water pour out from underneath. It was then that she realized the true meaning of an Uptown Motors car.
A name given to the young adults who hang around uptown usually ages 15-23. They are the streets, the rats and the druggies. Uptown would be considered a ghetto and a place where lost souls go.
Uptownie: Got a smoke?
Normal guy: I dont smoke you uptownie
Uptownie by Mark Jhonson March 12, 2014

uptown girl

1. An awsome song by Billy Joel

2. a snobby bitch who lives up town.
1. "Uptown girl, She's my uptown girl!"

2. Do all Woodbury girls have to act like uptown girls?
uptown girl by Mistress Kitty March 29, 2008
consist of many neighborhoods;but it is overall the Northwest quadrant of Washington DC. The population is mainly Latinos and African Americans. But there has been many white people moving in lately
Uptown by hdudytehdcmdj May 20, 2008

keep it uptown 

When a girl doesn't want to go all the way, but is more than willing to blow you.
Jeanne didn't always want to give it all up on the first date, but she was all too happy to keep it uptown.
keep it uptown by regord October 15, 2010
What inmates refer to as being on the outside. Typically referred to as getting out of jail.
The first thing I'm gonna do when I get uptown is get some steak and shrimp.
uptown by drunkbigb February 19, 2007