pull a totty 

When everything is going wrong, but in the last second everything goes right

I thought we we're going to lose, but I managed to pull a totty at the last second

pull a totty by TottyAmadeus May 5, 2022

Stotty Totty 

A hot guy/girl from the fabulous town of Stotfold!

" Did you see that model-type from Stotfold?"

"Yeah, 1st class Stotty Totty"

Stotty Totty by Krazy-Kerry November 3, 2011

Sarah Totty 

Anybody with this name is literally indebatably 5'4" or shorter and thereby qualifies for national throw a short person day.

Person 1: Hey, today is National Throw a short person today. I Threw Sarah Totty since she qualifies as short.
Person 2: Isn't National Throw A Short Person day tomorrow?
Person 1: Uh.... maybe?

Sarah Totty by Myle9 October 20, 2021

Cutie totty 

When somthing is super cute

Yo , your cat is so cutie totty

Cutie totty by Super bods March 23, 2018

scrotty totty 

An unattractive, undesirable young woman. From "scrotty" meaning dirty, unpleasant and "totty" meaning young woman.

By the time he leaves the pub, all that's left us the scrotty totty.

scrotty totty by Sennockian2 July 22, 2021

Noah Totty 

A male with a fat ass

I wish I had an ass like Noah Totty

Noah Totty by NoahTottyLover May 25, 2022

Dirty Totty 

The act of dressing a man of small stature in a full body condom and inserting himself into the anus of a dickhard then playing a full ninety minute football match in the anal cavity and when scoring a goal doing a full on Totti goal celebration.

Jesus my arse feels like Dirty Totty doing a run!

Dirty Totty by Bigwednesday April 5, 2023