Toothpaste Jenga 

A game of spite where one person squeezes a seemingly impossible blob of toothpaste out of the nearly-used-up toothpaste tube, thus making it even harder for the next person to squeeze out toothpaste.

L: "Wow - I thought we finished that tube yesterday"
M: "I just squeezed a blob, now you're up. It's Toothpaste Jenga, baby."

Toothpaste Jenga by mjbiz3000 September 19, 2009

toothpaste tongue 

the gross taste that all food acquires just after brushing your teeth

dude last night I got Starbucks but I had to spit it out, it was a total toothpaste tongue!

toothpaste tongue by scbe6811 September 2, 2010

Toothpaste Spit 

When you have to talk, further expelling the frothy-green and white toothpaste/saliva mixture. This is one of the few unique phrases that can only be uttered in the presence of another human, while brushing your teeth.

Haha! I just choked on my toothpaste spit from laughing at this!

Toothpaste Spit by laugherlots December 8, 2013

toothpaste rule 

This rule describes the phenomenon where when you get new toothpaste it'll only taste weird for a day. This rule can be applied to any event that becomes common place after about a day.

"Dude, my new toothpaste tastes horrible!"
"Don't worry about it, remember the toothpaste rule."

This was a term coined by Gavin Free from Roosterteeth Podcast #370.

toothpaste rule by actuallynoplease June 6, 2016

toothpaste-ing 

the act of swiftly pulling out ones teeth before grinding them into powder and mixing it with their saliva creating a thick paste

Person 1: "yo fuckin joe toothpaste-ing his teeth!"
Person 2: "that a dank"

toothpaste-ing by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 1, 2018

toothpaste hangover 

The effect on you after you brush your teeth, and food and drinks taste disgusting.

Can we eat as soon as my toothpaste hangover goes away?

toothpaste hangover by Cummy worm July 4, 2011

Toothpaste nuts 

when your testicles are impacted with such blunt force that they no longer retain shape; rather they have the viscosity of tooth paste.

the patient rode his mountain bike off such a high cliff that when the seat impacted his testicles the doctor had to diagnose him with toothpaste nuts

Toothpaste nuts by ernae August 18, 2011