The scoop 

When you and your friends all have sex back to back with one woman and see who's penis scoops semen out best by paternity testing the baby 9 months later.

"Don't worry babe I'm going last in the scoop so the odds are it will be our kid."

The scoop by Thomas the tank conductor June 1, 2022

the scoop

the location where big bron shows no mercy to his training partners and gives them all alaskan dragons

"yeah I got dominated by Bron Darbyson at the scoop and nut was flying out my nostrils"

the scoop by Slavoj Žižek February 5, 2026

the scooper of trains

where trains go to get scrapped, a train cemetery of sorts.

there she goes, straight to the scooper of trains.

the scooper of trains by gdbots April 16, 2026

scoop the soup 

equvalent of spilling the tea

friend 1 ~ “ yasmin is a bitch”
friend 2 ~ “oh scoop the soup”

scoop the soup by teaandsoup September 29, 2018

the mitcho scoop 

the act of licking a girl from butthole to vagina in one go

ah man , did you see that guy give that prostitute the mitcho scoop , hes definitely getting aids!

the mitcho scoop by clazatron December 24, 2012

Scoop the peach 

To scoop someones peach: Referring to someone fingering a girl with one or more fingers. It originates from Nelson/Burnley, in Lancashire. The term peach is used as a metaphor to describe a girls vagina. Often used by youths bragging about their ‘fingering’ accomplishments:

“Did you scoop the peach?”
“Yeah man, I proper scooped her peach!”
“I scooped this birds peach last night, for ages!”
“I scooped some right peach last night, she was well fit!”

Scoop the peach by Mandela's_Playground September 2, 2011

Scoopin the Poop 

When a person is so desperate for hook-up action they'd get anything.

Frank: Ew dude, Mike is hooking up with that chick?
Nate: Yeah man, he's so desperate, he's definately scoopin the poop.

Scoopin the Poop by Frankduhtankk May 2, 2010