wwebsite as on the internet 

To commit a fail of such a gargantuan degree, a scope that can not be defined using human terms. First made popular by such failure from Ocean Marketing, as published by Penny Arcade.

Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet, thanks for the welcome to message wurd up.

wwebsite as on the internet by Dodger of Zion December 30, 2011

surfing the internet

What you're doing instead of what you should be doing right now.

While surfing the internet, i found this funny cat picture, it's a shame it's not helping my math homework due tomorrow.

Also: literally what you are doing at this very moment

surfing the internet by Falcon_lover March 23, 2016

Too Fat For the Internet

When someone is so fat, they cannot even fit into clothes bought off the internet.

I went to buy this shirt online for my fiancee Justin, but he turned out to be too fat for the internet.

Too Fat For the Internet by John Joepseudonym January 16, 2008

welcome to the internet 

A phrase used in online forums, news pages, social networks, when someone sees some old-as-dirt thing on the internet for the first time and is very excited to share it with everyone else.

ZOMG! Check out this grape stomp video! This lady's stomping grapes and falls and hurts herself! It's freakin' hilarious!

Yeah, welcome to the internet.

welcome to the internet by mrgreenjeans January 3, 2009

Break The Internet 

Causing a large commotion on the world wide web with many social networks and news outlets discussing the same thing.

Break the internet- Causing a large commotion on the world wide web with many social networking sites and news outlets discussing the same thing.

Have you heard about that dress that everyone is saying looks either black and blue or gold and white?

Of course. Everyone's talking about it. It broke the internet

Break The Internet by prettyvibez April 29, 2015

the internet is for porn 

1. Song fron Broadway play Avenue Q

2. The internet's unofficial anthem

3. A fact that will never change

Internet is for porn is one of the best songs from the play

Grab you dick and double click for porn, porn PORN!

Everyone knows that the internet is for porn

the internet is for porn by That guy......yeah that one January 19, 2007

Alert the Internet 

Synonym or modern version to "There's the phone, call someone who cares."

(loosely)

Master Shake: Thanks for ruining my lunch! Which is gone by the way...
Frylock: Have you looked in the fridge?
Master Shake: Oh Brainstorm! Alert the internet we got a genius over here

Alert the Internet by Keshicus June 1, 2010