the daily show

the most believable news show on T.V

i don't believe anything untill its on the daily show

the daily show by jesus June 30, 2004

The Daily Snuff 

A Satire news source used to make boys into men and the offended into crybabies. Most of Everyone will get mildly if not completely offended by the news we provide. That said, you should refrain your children from viewing this site if they are mildly if not completely mentally retarded.

myself:Yo! I heard that 95% of mexicans Are minorities.
Offended:Where did you hear that?
myself:It was top news on The Daily Snuff! get with the program dude!

The Daily Snuff by Spicy taco 123 October 26, 2010

The Daily 

Reference to one’s regular, daily bowel movement.

I’ll be back. Need to take the daily.

Went to take the daily. It was a little wet.

Like a German train schedule, the daily is right on time. Back shortly.

The Daily by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2018

The Daily Wire 

Another shitty right-winged news source that puts biased ideology over fact checking. Ben Shapiro is one of the co-creators. What a shock.

The Daily Wire is known to downplay the threat of climate change. It sucks.

The Daily Wire by Soul_Driver February 10, 2021

The Daily Show

The greatest television satire on American politics and the mass media.

The Daily Show is a very witty and informative show. Go buy the book!

The Daily Show by 0M3N September 27, 2004

the dairy challenge 

chugging milk until you throw up. last one to hold down their cookies wins

this here's the dairy challenge

the dairy challenge by BAM!!! February 25, 2008

The Daily Bugle 

The regular and recurring fart that goes off each day shortly after the morning alarm.

For comic effect, can be prefaced with the phrase "Hmm, I wonder what's in The Daily Bugle today.."

The Daily Bugle by rob o'cop May 1, 2019