The Law of the Conservation of Corn 

The infinite loop of people eating the corn shat out by another person. It will never break down and create an infinite sustainable loop of food.

Hey take a shit in my mouth I'm hungry and your corn from last night will fill me up. By the law of the conservation of corn my stomach will be refilled and I'll be happy!

The Law of the Conservation of Corn by ogwashingmachine January 29, 2021

the constant quaker 

the constant quaker is a A short film about two men. One named "Roberto Spalding Havier Boulavardez Fischer" also known as "Bob" who is wealthy, well rounded, highly educated,and has a diverse ethnic backround, but mainly spanish who is very full of himself and gets along with absolutley no one. The other, Gardner Gardner Price (yes his middle name and first name are the same)who has no ethnic backround except the fact that his ancestors were quaker puritans who lived on a farm in pennsylvania. Gardner has little educational experiances, a little less then the average 2nd grader and yet he somehow managed to be somewhat sucsessful. The movie is a constant arguement between these two men who call themseleves best firends. A very funny comedy between two bizarre men having lunch.

Bob " I don't know why i talk to you Gardner, you're so uneducated!"

Gardner " oh yeah!? oh yeah!? your a filthy peice of trash!"

Bob " wow Gard."

(part of a long arguement in the constant quaker)

the constant quaker by Deveins February 13, 2008

the construction worker 

Finishing move used by Jill Chapman on unassuming smart ass friends. Involves digging your pointy elbow into opponent's spine until they submit...or kick your ass. It isnt really a good move... but it has a good name,sucka.

" I am about to unleash a world of CONSTRUCTION WORKER pain upon you!!!!!"

the construction worker by Jiller* October 14, 2003

The Constitution 

A wonderful document created by eighteenth-century enlightenment thinkers. Conservative pundits often pretend to know what it is or what it says. One of seven words in the vocabulary of Sean Hannity.

Conservative Sean: You can't pass a bill protecting clean drinking water! It's against The Constitution!
Liberal Joe: How so?
Conservative Sean: It just is! It's socialism!
Liberal Joe: OK, Boomer

The Constitution by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

the consumer nextbot 

a nextbot in gmod that is eating a hotdog but it looks like a hotdog itself

guy: im gonna spawn the consumer nextbot in gmod

the consumer nextbot by crispylizard243904 June 3, 2022

The Construction Dump 

The act of entering someones house without permission and using the nicest bathroom they have to leave the nastiest and most disgusting shut they'll ever see not flushed and partly not in the bowl. It works perfectly along side the "Iowa atomic corn bomb"

The other day some construction worker used my upstairs bathroom and left what they call "The Construction Dump" allover my toilet. It was filled with corn.

The Construction Dump by AM40012 May 25, 2017

THE CONSTITUTION ACTS, 1867 to 1982 

The mandatory followed guide to law enforcement followed by none in Canada and triangulating once again on the little boys locked in the Westwood public school storage rooms with toothbrush holder hernias

THE CONSTITUTION ACTS, 1867 to 1982 is a abstract set of laws which not one medic or policemen follows after 3000000 libelous medical cases brought for marijuana legalization efforts. Suspended at leisure contrary to the 1948 ethics laws and the Ontarians with disabilities and vulnerable sector acts

THE CONSTITUTION ACTS, 1867 to 1982 by Cody5050 February 22, 2022