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Talan is one sexy mother fucker, that’s for sure
Talan is one hot fucker
Talan by Talinator2005! April 15, 2022
talan yo look at my shoes bro
talan by gooberfevious December 17, 2022
a lying piece of shit who thinks he’s better than everyone, doesn’t know how to communicate his feelings, and leaves before figuring shit out.

honestly should get his shit together before “exposing” someone who loved his bitch ass and would’ve willingly giving him everything.

hop off my dick and get with your cousin
“oh look! it’s talan”

oh right that guy, he’s a piece of shit
Talan by anonymous November 23, 2023
A liberal sissy airplane boy that looks like a racoon
ur such a Talan
Talan by Finglebottem January 25, 2024
A cracker (white nigga) that speaks his own language sometimes but over all is kinda chill. Careful, he can be easily aggravated and shatter your fucking ribcage. Each encounter has a 1/300 of an attack occurring, so the chances are slim but never none. Talan may also be part dolphin but no lab samples have ever came back positive. Side effects of prolonged talan exposure include but are not limited to, increased racism, loss of brain cells, increase in homosexual tendencies, and decrease in will to live.
Talan: Fuck niggers

Person 1: bro what

Person 2: careful bro it's a talan
The master of squeaking , and can’t speak normal English, he squeaks to talk . He is the mortal enemy of Mike
Talan! *squeak squeak *
Talan by Biggest tips fan August 5, 2025