Swahili Swashbuckler

when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.

guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off

Swahili Swashbuckler by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009

Swahili Swashbuckler

when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.

guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off

Swahili Swashbuckler by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009

Swahili Surprise 

When you wake up to black balls hanging in front of you. Behind the balls will be a flashlight to illuminate the balls. In your newly-awoken haze, this illuminated incandescence will make it seem as if they are surprise balloons at a party. For a comforting experience, it is helpful to play the song Circle of Life by Carmen Twillie and Lebo M. to recreate the intro scene from Lion King.

“Bro, I got knocked out in the gym and woke up under the punching bag. I thought it was a Swahili Surprise!”

“I used to get pink eye from the Swahili Surprises I would get in prison. Am I eligible for marijuana consumption now, doctor?”

Synonyms: Bright Nuts, Bulb Balls, Jingle Blacks

Swahili Surprise by Mmmhmmmhph February 24, 2023

Rotten Swahili 

A Rotten Swahili is when you go down on a nersy chick and based on the smell an/or foreign pubic hair in her vaginal region you can extrapolate that she is in fact a mudshark.

You totally deserve the rotten swahili that my mom gave you the other night bro.

Rotten Swahili by Ranchgirls February 5, 2021

Love god in swahili 

Dimitri Price

Dimitri price is a love god in swahili

Love god in swahili by Ifdpriceisright June 8, 2021

swaghili

noun - one's who's natural presences exhibits so much swag it appears they could actually speak the language of swag. Also the national language of Swagville, USA

Uh, they be ballin' in the d-league. Uh, I be speaking Swaghili

swaghili by uknowjaybay September 17, 2013

Swahilian Backslap

swah-hee-lee-an bak-slap When receiving oral while standing, right before ejaculating, the person receiving oral defecates on their hand, and proceeds to slap it on the back of the person who is giving the oral.

Lilly: "So like omg, i was giving head to Billy and right before he came he took a shit in his hand and slapped it on my back!"
Leah: "LMAO he so gave you a swahilian backslap!"

Swahilian Backslap by crumble cakes September 24, 2010