Surging Sanders 

When a geriatric stud, without the use of any paid-for enhancements, comes out of nowhere & blows everyone away.

Dude, that guy should totally be our President emeritus of our swingers club, he's such a Surging Sanders!!

Surging Sanders by Gilgamess April 24, 2016

surging sanders 

When you come out nowhere.

Janice from accounting just got offered a big promotion, but she's only been here three days.

Janice from accounting is definitely surging sanders.

Alt: We were going at it at his place, things were getting pretty heavy, and then all of a sudden he surged sanders all over my face.

surging sanders by Mshark April 24, 2016

Surging sanders 

When someone comes out of nowhere

Randy Orton was so turned on, he literally surging sanders all over the place.

Surging sanders by yellobello April 24, 2016

surging sanders 

When you come out of nowhere.

Trevor Noah's night was ruined when he had a surging sanders after seeing Jordyn Taylor.

surging sanders by TheDailyShowWithTrevorNoah April 24, 2016

surging sanders 

To come out of nowhere.

Jim was dead last in the first lap of the race, but his burst of speed in the last lap of the race carried him to first place. He was a real surging sanders.

surging sanders by quickdef April 24, 2016

surging sanders 

When you come out of nowhere.

Damn! Bernie pulled a Surging Sanders and came out of nowhere when he won that election!

surging sanders by excello602 April 24, 2016

surging sanders 

When you cum from out of nowhere.

She was surprised when he snuck up from behind and pulled a Surging Sanders all over her face.

surging sanders by 800_Pound_Gorilla April 24, 2016