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Spit on my Keyboard 

An accidental sperminating of ones keyboard during an act on online monkey spanking
Whilst whacking-off over a inter-racial DP gang bang porn Joshua "accidentally" Spit on my Keyboard

spit on the salmon

To spit on the salmon means to suck a dick.

The term comes from norwegian, and is «Spøtte på laksen» in norwegian.

Note! Since salmon is a normal cuisine in Norway it is important to remember to not use the term in a conversation about food.
Did u get some at the party?- friend

Nja, I meet this guy, but I was on my period, so I could only spit on the salmon.-

Spit on Gingro Month 

Have you wanted to spit on a Gingro all your life, but you're just to scared because you are afraid off getting ginger disease. It's ok, you can now for a entire month of time spit on a Gingro r without any

consequences.
Yeah, it is spit on Gingro days. "Aw shit a Gingro" shöööpuh, hehe I just spat on a gingro. It's so sad I can only do this for a month a year. Spit on Gingro Month
Spit on Gingro Month by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019

Spit on a midget day. 

Today is your lucky day. Don't know why?
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.
"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.

Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.

spit on your brother 

A day you spit on your brother 🥰 ITS ON THEIR BIRTHDAY!!
Brother: it’s my birthday!!
You: happy birthday! Hey guess what

Brother: what?

You: *spit on him*

brother: WTF

You: ITS SPIT ON YOUR BROTHER DAYY!!

spit on kitty 

The action of dribbling saliva on your partners triangle box, usually leading to smoother jabs and squeaking lips.
We spit on kitty in this house
spit on kitty by GG da banger August 10, 2021