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Provo Soak 

This is a step above the provo push in a sense where young people in happy valley (aka provo, utah) is trying to find ways around having actual intercourse because of their strict church guidelines. This is when a girl is so horny that she lets her man stick his boner in her vagina, but no movement or thrusting takes place. The boner just resides inside the vagina thus "soaking" inside it. This apparently isn't considered as intercourse....WTF!??
Girl: "I'm so hot for you right now, but we're not married so we can't have sex."

Boy: "Oh darn it all to heck! Oh wait...how about the provo soak!? That's not sex right!?"

Girl: "My goodness gracious! You're such a genius! Provo soak me now!"
Provo Soak by jesuscheese March 5, 2009
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soak your head 

Old slang used to tell somebody they have no idea what they are talking about.
soak your head by kurty2433 February 15, 2012

super soak dat hoe 

when you ejaculate all over a female so she becomes super soaked in your semen.
Yesterday I decided to super soak dat hoe so much, her eyes were stuck shut.
super soak dat hoe by Brittany Marie December 16, 2007

super soak that hoe 

When you let off a "load" in the girls face

(i.e. I super soaked that hoe and her friend last night)
super soak that hoe by billybobta January 15, 2008

Leaving Them To Soak 

When a person can't be arsed to do their dishes and leaves them in the sink with soapy water in hopes someone else will wash it up for them.

When said person is asked why they've left their dishes in the sink they'll claim they're leaving it to soak and they'll wash it later, chances are they won't though.
Andy"Lilly you've left your dirty dishes in the sink!"
Lilly"Gosh I'm just leaving them to soak. I'll do it later!"
The next day

Andy"Damn it Lilly your dirty dishes are still here!"
Lilly" I'm leaving them to soak I'll do it later!"

Andy"Oh for the love of! Fine I'll wash your damn dishes!"

Super Soak 

When you have a large amount of ejaculation built up and you spray your load all over a female.

super soak that ho 

it is when a male jacks himself off and holding his penis like a super soaker ejaculates all over a ho, preferably some slutty girl who he has never met before.
Did you see Seabass just super soak that ho?