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Snogging Scale

The scale used in the Louise Rennison series staring Georgia Nicolson. Its used so that parents cannot understand what their child (usually a teenage girl) is telling their freinds about their resent date with that hottie.

The Snogging Scale:

1/2. Sticky Eyes
1. Holding Hands
2. Arm Round
3. Goodnight Kiss
4. Kiss Lasing Over 3 Minutes, Without a Break
4 & 1/2. Hand Snogging
5. Open Mouth Kissing
6. Tongues
6 & 1/2. Ear Snogging
6 & 3/4. Neck Nuzzling
7. Upper Body Fondling - Outdoors
8. Upper Body Fondling - Indoors (In Bed)
9. BWA - Below Waist Activity
10. The Full Monty
1. " So how did your date go last night?"

(Sat In Living Room With Parents Evedropping So She Uses The Snogging Scale)" It was double cool with knobs. He was sooo cool we did number 5 with a touch of 6!"

"Oo-er"

2. (Extract from the book)

"Me and Jas were sat painting our nails on the couch when the newsreader said "And tonight the priminister has reached number 10." And we had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazes."
Snogging Scale by xXx Slut xXx October 18, 2008
Related Words

aqua snogging 

Aqua snogging can be described as snogging under water. it appears in many movies such as romeo and juliet.

coined in Dawson/Kelly humanities 2003
kindergardener 1: ewww look at that, romeo is aqua snogging the underdeveloped juliet!
kindergardener 2: why dont you ever snog me like that?! im gonna go off and aqua snog my new boyfriend, he supports me, he as a cookie, he's gonna make me comfortably well off!
kindergardener 1: slut!

Butt Snugging 

Non-sexual snuggling between two men. Both men strip naked. The snugee gently spreads his cheeks and the snugger places his johnson in between them, then spooning and snuggling commences. This technique can be used to stay warm in survival situations.
Andrew and I were lost in the woods overnight. The only way to avoid freezing to death was butt snugging.
Butt Snugging by fkndskvjsfnvkne September 19, 2016

smuggling skittles

The act of having your nipples protrude out of your shirt, as if to be actually hiding skittles candies underneath your shirt.

If you are smuggling skittles, you most definitely have nip rocks.
1. Dude, you ever watch the Friends episodes where Jennifer Aniston looks like she's smuggling skittles?

2. That shirt is so tight, you look like you're smuggling skittles.

3. Don't wear a bra...guys love girls who look like they're smuggling skittles.
smuggling skittles by yellowboy February 12, 2004

Snack smuggling 

The act of sneaking in snacks (like in your pocket, coat, or a purse) (usually packaged candy) to a place that already sells snacks and candy and which either frowns upon or forbids people from bringing their own (since they want to sell you their usually very overpriced snacks).
Person 1: Hey I got each of us a bag of M&Ms from the theater snack counter, it set me back 8$ though.

Person 2: 8$?! Man you need to start snack smuggling, you would have saved 6$.

snogging withdrawal 

When you have a very strong desire or urge to snog someone because you haven't done so in a while.
I haven't snogged anyone in ages, I may have snogging withdrawal because my lips are puckering on there own. I may have forgotten how to snog!
snogging withdrawal by britchik92 November 30, 2010