Mormon slip and slide

A vagina widened to ridiculous proportions from having too many damn kids.

That girl's really been around. It was a total Mormon slip and slide in there.

Forget her dude. she is a total mormon slip and slide.

Mormon slip and slide by kiba108 September 18, 2010

Sleeping slip and slide 

When a girl mounts a sleeping dude's face and rubs between her pussy and butthole.

James: Man, Nancy must have been over last night and did the sleeping slip and slide because my face looked like a chocolate glazed donut when I woke up this morning

Sleeping slip and slide by Love to lick nancy December 8, 2018

talladega slip and slide 

When a person has diarrhea and shits on another's chest and slides around....

After eating prunes for dessert at the family reunion in Alabama, let's all do the Talladega slip and slide....

talladega slip and slide by DookieDan April 2, 2019

African slip and slide 

The act of shitting on a hardwood floor and setting bowling pins on the other side. Then proceeding to throw African ginger midgets to try and knock them down.

Hey Vincent wanna go set up the African slip and slide after this beer?

African slip and slide by BigRichard832626 April 3, 2021

Steel Wool Slip-and-slide 

(Similar to a Mustache Ride)

A four play act in which a man with a large (generally course) beard pleasures a females genitals with his tongue while rubbing his beard against it.

Generally done by intoxicated, lusty, middle aged men who take great pride in the thickness and coursness of their beards to the great displeasure of their partners.

Beth: Man I got drunk with Marks Dad last night and the mutha fucker gave me the the ole "Steel Wool Slip-and-slide" I wont be able to feel my pussy for days."

Dale:Oh ya, see that ole couger at the bar Joe? She's got a real nice wiggle to her and barely any birthin scars. Yap, I might let her take a trip down the steel wool slip-and-slide tonight if she's lucky.

Steel Wool Slip-and-slide by Erutious August 16, 2010

Donkey Punch Slip and slide 

When engaged in anal sex(over a table or a bench top)and the man is about to ejaculate, he quickly punches her in the back of the head(to knock her out) and withdraws his penis ejaculating all over her chest when she is unconscious. Then he grabs one shoulder and the opposite leg and slides her across the table or bench(While she is still unconscious). With the assistance of the semen all over her chest she should be able to slide off the table with a decent throw.

Bob: I gave Doris Donkey punch Slip and slide Yesterday. The children were asking why there was so much Broken glass.

Donkey Punch Slip and slide by Jesus' dog :3 November 19, 2011

cuban slip and slide 

When two large sweaty men take off their shirts and rub their hairy chests together.

Gurlllllll, I was at a party and these two dogs were doing a Cuban slip and slide, it was weird.

cuban slip and slide by Mamohmarr October 5, 2013