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Shoveling Snow 

When you put Cocaine on a female's ass, snort it, then put it on your dick and fuck her.
A: Bro last night was fucking mad
B: What happened?
A: I was shoveling snow for the first time and I almost had a heart attack
B: Bro you're a fucking legend!!!!

Shoveling The Cotton 

(Phrase)

When you fuck someone with white pubic hair, especially seniors.
Man I was really shoveling the cotton with that GILF last night.

shoveling snow in a blizzard 

Dude turned in his homework on time but has a 20% in the class, he’s shoveling snow in a blizzard

Shoveling News

A bad faith news hit-piece, usually about something trivial, such as snow shoveling posture or the color of a suit.

Stems from the New York posts hit-piece on Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s shoveling posture during a severe snowstorm.
politician wore a tan suit once! What a traitor!”
“ what a bunch of shoveling news.”
Shoveling News by JKwanDo January 28, 2026

lemon shoveling 

The act of forcing lemons up one’s asshole for the sheer joy of it, and squeezing the lemon cum out in the process, as this makes for great lube.
Person 1: Bro I fell asleep with my vibrator in my ass overnight and it was so nasty in the morning!
Person 2: Honestly you deserve it. You could have just been lemon shoveling - it feels amazing and there’s no way you’ll forget you have lemons in your asshole.
lemon shoveling by Thicc Yeet October 28, 2019

Snow Shoveling

The act of cumming on a girls asshole and then tongue shoveling it out or having another female tongue shovel it for you.
During the porn shoot Valerie messed up the shot by Farting during the Snow Shoveling scene.
Snow Shoveling by GTG Crew December 30, 2008