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Scratching like a DJ

Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.

I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.

I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.

My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?

thief scratch 

Scratching a part of the body prior to stealing something from a gas station. This behavior is well documented on the Gas Station Encounters YouTube channel.
He’s going to make his way over to the beer coolers to check out all of his options, then he’s going to do the super obvious thief scratch, because thieves love scratching themselves.
thief scratch by Bernard Baruch February 11, 2019

Fail Scratcher

When at a festival and somebody does a shout in an attempt to get a reply from a stranger. If there is no return shout, this is a Fail Scratcher.
Optimistic Stranger: "BUTT SCRATCHER!!!"

*Silence....*

Other festival goer: "What a Fail Scratcher."

lemme show you how to scratch it 

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person 1: can I show ya something?
person 2: sure man
person 1: lemme show you how to scratch it
person 1: prrt ah prrt prrt ah ah prrt ah eh prrt se prrt prrt prrt se ah prrt prrt pr ah eh se prrt prrt prrt prrt pr ah eh eh se er prrt p ah eh se er er prrt prrt prrt-
person 2: 911, my friend is having a seizure

scratch that 

taking something said back, changing one's mind.
Gimme those Tim's ...Scratch that, I want those Phat ass Adidas instead.
scratch that by Lamb B February 21, 2003

Angel scratches

"Ben, how did you get so many stretch marks?!"
"What these angel scratches? I've had them since forever."
"Those aren't angel scratches, those are stretch marks."
"Well I dunno... My mom always said they were angel scratches."
Angel scratches by A. Spears April 22, 2015