home schooled

A person who is socially awkard and does not want to go out in public to meet new people. That's what parents are for anyway.

Generally in a home schooled situation, the stay at home parent is slowly becoming insane, because of having to revisit their past which everyone hated at one point. Over 70% of parents who are home schooling have thought about committing suicide, as they find their own kids as annoying and weird as the rest of the social world does.

Student: Mommy, what are we doing today?
Mother: math
Student:Yay!
Mother:......WHY THE FUCK CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL LIKE THE OTHER KIDS, BILLY? I DON'T SEE ANY OF THE OTHER FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS GETTING HOME SCHOOLED!! I WANT MY LIFE BACK!! YOU LITTLE DIRTY ACCIDENT!

home schooled by ronws23 August 20, 2009

home schooled

adj:

Too be taught at home.Describing the process in which one or both parents keep their child out of public or private schools to better insulate them and indoctrinate them into their own world view. Often done by religious or anti science zealots to prevent their child learning alternate real world views.

slang: A put down said of another who struggles with any view outside their own.

I tried to talk to him about evolution, but he was home schooled and told me Noah brought Dinosaurs on his Ark.

home schooled by Hasbro July 6, 2006

home schooled

An adjective used to describe a person, situation, or object that is lame, sucks, or clearly needs a beating.

The term "home schooled" has started to replace the politically incorrect term "gay" as it was formerly used in a derogatory sense. Not only does it appease the modern sensibilities, but also no one likes a home schooler.

Carlos Beltran watching the final pitch of game seven in the NL championship sail over the plate was totally home schooled.

Don't be so fucking home schooled, you whiney bitch!

home schooled by Vilhelm October 20, 2006

You Got Schooled Son! 

As When A Person Gets Tricked Or Catfished

When You (Online Date) And the person (Catfishes) You . Someone says. AW MAN YOU GOT SCHOOLED SON!

You Got Schooled Son! by Iantheone May 13, 2018

home schooled

Some one who is taught at there own house usually by ones parents. Most people that are home schooled are social outcast and can't spell.

Wez a hom skooledd!

home schooled by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004

Trailer Schooled

the education of children living inside a trailer park , as opposed to the formal settings of a public or private school.

this boy must be trailer schooled, because he can barely spell his own name.

Trailer Schooled by Mr.Dinoman October 26, 2015

Shit Schooled 

Shitting your pants while walking home from school.

Kid comes bursting in.
Kid: I just got shit schooled!!!!!!!
Mother: Get the fuck out.

Shit Schooled by Zolbayar February 5, 2010