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Jacob Sartorius 

One who copies Caneron Dallas and has no real fans, cause he can't sing for shit.

Also known as: Ew Wtf?
1: Ew it looks like What's his name
2: you mean Jacob Saggytits?
1: yah, that one

3: DONT HATE ON JACOB SARTORIUS!

1: that's not how you say it. It's saggy-tits

Jacob Sartorius 

Some kid who got famous for basically nothing whose haters are ten year old boys or fifty year old men and fans are six to eighteen year old girls who will choke you to death if you talk anything bad about Jacob on social media.
Girl : I love Jacob Sartorius! I can't wait to meet him and finally be his girlfriend!
Jacob Sartorius by andspenboyy January 2, 2017

jacob sartorius 

A mediocre teenage white male that says corny things that teenage girls love and adore and makes musical.ly's but is stiff in all of them and appears at magcon singing ABCs to teenage girls while they're singing along.
"Give me an example of mediocre."
"Jacob Sartorius."
jacob sartorius by cardib June 3, 2016

jacob sartorius 

an ugly 13 year old butthole with 5.2 million followers on musical.ly
jacob sartorius also goes by jacob saggy tits, jacob salty tits, and/or jacob sar-clitoris
jacob sartorius by maryy327 July 24, 2016

Jacob Sartorius 

A thirteen year old fuckboy who is famous for absolutely nothing. Jacob is known for being an extra in Magcon, posting cringey musicallys and using cheesy pick-up lines as captions to "flatter" his prepubescent female viewers, but insult any passers-by. fuckboy gay musically jacob magcon youtube
This guy keeps texting me. He's SUCH a Jacob Sartorius.

jacob sartorius 

12 year old fuckboy that has no eyebrows or talent
Dude who is that
It's a Jacob Sartorius
jacob sartorius by shirelove June 23, 2016