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Ruptured Ginsberg

Otherwise known as the Blake Siegel injury, it is an injury in which the magnitude of the hurt can not be measured, and the location of the injury can not be pinpointed. When asked "Where's the Ginsberg" one must reply with "The Ginsberg is everywhere, yet nowhere - similar to the Dickens"
"Hey Jim! What happened to you?!"
"Oh, Adam, I have a Ruptured Ginsberg."
"What's a Ginsberg Jim?"
"Adam, what's not a Ginsberg?"
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rapture bunny

A dogmatic follower of End-Times or Armageddon Christianity, otherwise known as dispensationalism begun by John Darby in early 1800s England.
The Reverend John Hagee is the chief rapture bunny in the U.S.
rapture bunny by Dave Stern September 23, 2006

Goat Rapture

The Goat Rapture is like the Rapture movie, but instead of people being sucked into the sky, the goats of the world are slowly disappearing.
*goat noise slowly drifts upwards*

Will: Hey, James did you here that?

James: Don't worry it's probably just the impending doom of the Goat Rapture.

Will: Oh, never mind then.
Goat Rapture by TeamCade May 13, 2016

anal rapture

a case of extreme explosive diarrhea; usually caused by excessive ingestion of chili.
Don't go in the bathroom for a while. The anal rapture caused by the three scoops of chili at Mongolian Barbeque is going to need some time!
anal rapture by Travoltine January 13, 2009
A place where a man is entitled to the sweat of his own brow.
Welcome to Rapture.
Rapture by Peaches Wilkins March 22, 2009

rapturefarian 

A person who is so convinced of the world's imminent demise that they pollute, waste, litter, and generally don't care.
Mark:"Man, I can't believe that guy is driving a hummer"
Peter:"Yeah i hate those Rapturefarians!"

Office Rapture 

This is when you are on the phone having a personal conversation at work when all of the sudden, the office gets so quiet that you think you've been "left behind". The reality is that your coworkers are in the office, sitting quietly at their desks, listening to your conversation.
"Hey, let me call you back. I thought an Office Rapture occurred but I think everyone just heard me tell you that I think my boss is a bitch."
Office Rapture by GorgeousPC August 21, 2013