stink relish

Similar to a stink pickle, except a liquid turd, diahrea, etc.

Dang, I knew I shouldn't ahve eaten that Alsups burrito, I just shot stink relish all over the bathroom wall, its even in my socks!

stink relish by skarch August 31, 2004

gentleman's relish 

A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.

gentleman's relish by cracky March 1, 2003

Ass Relish 

The ripe slurry of fecal matter and poor decisions produced when mucus somehow combines with semen inside of the ass.

After an intense butt fucking, Jen had ass relish leaking everywhere.

Ass Relish by 6 dozen donuts February 2, 2017

monta relish 

contains 3 ingredients:
1. pickles
2. vinegar
3. monta

1. David: "The monta relish is fresh!"
2. Peter: "Relish for three!"

monta relish by Dabito February 23, 2011

nine kinds of relish 

1. A slightly strange, confusing or inexplicable occurrence or state of events; something that defies normal logic in a minor way.

2. Someone who makes others uneasy or uncomfortable, despite a normal outward presentation.

1. I usually leave my car keys on the kitchen counter, but today I found them in the refrigerator. It's been nine kinds of relish this morning.

2. That guy at the party last night seemed nice, but there was something off about him -- he was definitely nine kinds of relish. I'm glad I didn't give him my number.

nine kinds of relish by verythinice June 21, 2009

sweet relish

to say to your buddy as a beautiful girl walks in your direction. (Originated in Livermore, Ca by Chris W. and Lake S. in '00)

Lake S. - "Hey, Hey, Hey" (Nudging in Female's direction)

-In Unison-

Chris W./Lake S. - "Ah....Sweet Relish"

sweet relish by Chris W. / Lake S. March 13, 2008

Gentlemens Relish 

The resltant gooey mess, that explosively manifests itself, following vigorous self-agitation, or by one or more females performing acts of extreme jollity upon ones bodily parts.

Spunk, Guy Goo, Semen, Josh

For her Crimble Snowstorm, I called up the best Gentlemes Relish I had to offer.

She said "Thank you kind sir for such a selfless act of generosity in supplying my tidy little pussy with so much gentlemens relish." To which I replied "No worries lass!"

Gentlemens Relish by Porlus December 30, 2007