a responce to an absolutely ridiculous excuse/action/situation/comment most commonly made by a man.
Male: Baby, I am so sorry I missed the birth of our child but...the Pistons were in double overtime.
Female: that is RECOCKULOUS!
or...
MALE: While I was sunning in Cape Town-
Female:(in her head) recockulous!
or...
A man walks by with the arms of his denim shirt cut off to accentuate the "guns." ...recockulous.
Originally heard in March 1997 on Loveline (Adam Corolla). Unknown meaning at time. Have since elaborated on the definition with help from Dominion members: The Destructor, The Angel, Your Lord and Master, The Instigator and me: Keebler, The Woodland Creature.
To say something is coffee can size, is recockulous.
Example Physical
*Thats recockulous!I won't jump off that, there's water below*
Example Justifiable
*Omg thats recockulous, don't put that in me!*
Example Mental
*Thats recockulous, I desesrve more.*