the absolute pinnacle of human evolution ream would be the ultimate human there is no one more perfect than ream, ream is a god among gods he is the ultimate being
Ream is a unique name for a beautiful girl. This girl makes the room laugh and loves hard. She’s smart and stands out. This name originates in Iraq so uno she got that iraqi dumptruck
1-Shut up or I’ll bend you over and ream your hoop.
2-That chick has such a nice bucket ,all I want to do is ream her hoop.
3-It’s not my kid , I’ve always reamed her hoop not her pie hole.
This requires the use of a dead albatross and a dirty old sailor. While engaged in doggystyle intercourse, tie the dead albatross around her neck, and while she is struggling to remove the filthy animal, quickly switch places with a dirty old sailor, who will give her a good jabbin' and the surprise of her life. Can be combined with the Rodeo. Perfect for breakup scenarios.
I wanted to end it with Jill, so I contracted a dirty old sailor, caught an albatross at the pier, and ended our relationship with a ream of the ancient mariner.