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Ream is a unique name for a beautiful girl. This girl makes the room laugh and loves hard. She’s smart and stands out. This name originates in Iraq so uno she got that iraqi dumptruck
Omg this girl is so ream
Ream by Badbwithaphatty November 23, 2021
A misspelling of team made by my partner, I decided to make a whole definition for it, who spelt team wrong, L BOZO (jk)
Me: Remember that time you spelt team wrong? You spelt it as ream L BOZO

Ream your Hoop 

To have anal sex. Get it in the a$$, fudge packing
1-Shut up or I’ll bend you over and ream your hoop.
2-That chick has such a nice bucket ,all I want to do is ream her hoop.
3-It’s not my kid , I’ve always reamed her hoop not her pie hole.

ream of the ancient mariner

This requires the use of a dead albatross and a dirty old sailor. While engaged in doggystyle intercourse, tie the dead albatross around her neck, and while she is struggling to remove the filthy animal, quickly switch places with a dirty old sailor, who will give her a good jabbin' and the surprise of her life. Can be combined with the Rodeo. Perfect for breakup scenarios.
I wanted to end it with Jill, so I contracted a dirty old sailor, caught an albatross at the pier, and ended our relationship with a ream of the ancient mariner.

ream that chaunch 

to fornicate, usually in an especially aggressive and forceful manner. used by males in reference to sex with a female.
dude, you should ream that chaunch. itll be good for you.
ream that chaunch by ed the viking December 26, 2008

Ream, cream, and then watch dream 

The very best way to watch 1 speed runner vs 5 hunters
“Just ream, cream, and then watch dream, bro!”