Monkey dick punch
When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.
Monkey dick punch by MonkeyDickPunch October 9, 2023
Self Inflicted Dick Punch
Dude I Self Inflicted Dick Punched that girl so hard last night. She needed vocal chord surgery. Do i feel bad? No, not at all.
Self Inflicted Dick Punch by Picklerickkk69 June 20, 2018
Long Distance Dick Punch
See dick punch.
The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
Long Distance Dick Punch by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
A punch in the dick
(negative expression)
1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.
2. A task which is very difficult to do.
1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.
2. A task which is very difficult to do.
A punch in the dick by Hey, It's ME! May 22, 2015
Dick fart-punch
When in sequence one drops to a squat position whilst releasing a loud fart and swiftly punches a comrade in the testicles in an act of humor and regality.
Elliott really pissed me off last night with his comments, so I had to give him dick fart-punch to keep things on an even keel.
Dick fart-punch by Planet Ryon December 2, 2010
throat punch in the dick
An attack that involves a throat punch that is delivered to the dick instead of the throat. It's so deadly and incomprehensible to normal humans that you can't even understand it.
Person 1: Dude where's Keith? I haven't seen him in a week.
Person 2:He got a throat punch in the dick, he'll be in the hospital for a while, he needs ball replacement surgery.
Person 1:Dude that sucks.
Person 2:He got a throat punch in the dick, he'll be in the hospital for a while, he needs ball replacement surgery.
Person 1:Dude that sucks.
throat punch in the dick by FancyCharizard December 13, 2014
Punch in the dick
A punch, slap, reverse spank, flick, or swat at the genital area of a man or woman. The authority of the hit is not important, as it will take some time for the victim to completely feel the effects.
Jerk. You about to take a punch in the dick.
Punch in the dick by Hangglidesanfran May 31, 2015