Posh wank scam

When you give yourself a posh wank but the condom rips right at the top and your cum goes everywhere.

Joe: Yesterday I gave myself a posh want but when right when I had finished I experienced a posh wank scam.
Dave: Damn dude! Your cum must have gone everywhere!

Posh wank scam by HustleMeister August 14, 2017

Ghetto Posh Wank 

To masturbate wearing an opened plastic sandwich bag instead of condom. Hence, no messy clean up and less expensive especially with coupons and sales.

Money is tight right now so I had to ghetto posh wank instead of buying condoms.

Ghetto Posh Wank by Jack off 24 January 5, 2010

poor mans posh wank

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

poor mans posh wank by mr smith March 6, 2005

risky posh wank

Having a wank in an easily exposed area of getting caught whilst using a franga so no evidence is found

"When I was out at the supermarket I had the urge to crank out a risky posh wank in one of the isles , It was jolly

risky posh wank by Ohmygollygosh April 12, 2017

a posh wank

When one wanks poshly with the butler watching

I had a posh wank this morning it was splendid

a posh wank by _Xx_jen.Rm_xX_ July 27, 2017

posh man's wank 

Where a man wears a condom whilst masturbating, as opposed to catching the spunk in a tissue/ something similar. The word 'posh' is used to denote the expense of buying a pack of condoms for such a menial reason (to make the wank more pleasurable).

"I've still got some jonnies left over, I know, I'll have a posh man's wank."

posh man's wank by Tipp-Ex June 16, 2009

Posh wanker

When you go to an all boys school with a posh accent

He's such a posh wanker

Posh wanker by Not peak jess March 4, 2017