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sleepies and poopies 

The name for a person that gets so drunk that they fall asleep on the floor and wake up to find they have vomitted and shit their pants.
"Omg! That girl was so drunk last night she deffinetly pulled a sleepies and poopies...and that guy guy still had sex with her..but not in the butt, obviously!"

The Ghost Poopie

The sly poopie you have sometimes which is so illusive that when you wipe it leaves NOT a SINGLE remain or smidge of evidence—The only proof your poopie leaves is what‘s in the bowl staring back at you. Ghost poopies are more common in the fall season around Halloween. Be careful they are so sneaky and sly you sometimes don’t even know they slipped out.
Person 1: Bro I just took such a massive sh*t but I ain’t see nothing on the toilet paper?!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!

Shy Poopie 

When you feel the need to poop, but it won't come out, no matter how long you sit on the bowl. Sometimes occurs in public toilets. Also occurs when you feel under pressure to move bowels, like when someone is waiting for you.
I thought I had to take a crap, but nothing came out.

Dude, you had a shy poopie!
Shy Poopie by Cheela June 20, 2006
a word you can use for basicaly anything
that dude dont even understand whats happening hes all pooped up or whys that kids knee all pooped up
Pooped up by poopmaster6000 April 15, 2009

poopie butt hobo 

a poopie ( poop e ) butt hobo is where you walk into an alley and see a hobo who is currently pooping his pants or has poop all over his naked butt. poopie
random guy: excuse me but you have poop all over yer butt.
poopie butt hobo:so.... you got a problem wit dat punk.
guy: no... just sayin

Sneak pooped 

When trickery is used to get you in a situation that turns out to be far different then was advertised.
My friend invited me to dinner at his home and then ambushed me with a Cutco Knives presentation.

"My friend sneak pooped me into listening to a multi-level sales pitch."
Sneak pooped by Idaho Tough September 27, 2013