Cuttin' plums 

Pooping

Hannah's in the bathroom cuttin' plums

Cuttin' plums by Dennis trash October 3, 2013

Raging Controlled Plums

The type of plums that make you throw up after you eat them.

J: OH SHIT THOSE RAGING CONTROLLED PLUMS ARE MAKING ME SICK AS FUCK *vomit*

Raging Controlled Plums by FuckinJoe July 2, 2016

Furry Plums 

Quite literally The Dog's Bollocks!

Is wee Georgie gonna get to use his furry plums before the big snip?

Furry Plums by Satandog August 28, 2006

jungle plums 

another word for watermelon

justin ate some sweet jungle plums.

jungle plums by abanderson May 15, 2011

Tongue my plums 

The act of a women licking your balls

Hey lady, do you want to come back to my place and tongue my plums?

Tongue my plums by Cama February 9, 2005

skin plums 

Slang term for testes. Usage: nocarriers skin plums feel good in my mouth.

Usage: nocarriers skin plums feel good in my mouth.

skin plums by no carrier September 1, 2009

suck my plums 

A British expression which requests that someone preform fellatio on ones testicles.

Footnote: The request is rarely granted using this methodology.

Scammer: Hello this is Louise from Barclay Fraud Team. Your account sic hacked please confirm bank details.

Smart Person: Who?

Scammer: Louise from Barclay fraud. Pls send long card number and expiry security code.

Smart Person: Fuck off. Suck my plums.

Scammer: Send bank details

suck my plums by Bastian - AZ June 1, 2016