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con plague 

the illness contracted after one comes home from an anime convention, usually caused by lack of sleep, shitty diet and screaming/ shouting for three or more days straight.

specific conventions have different names for it. kitacon, for example, calls it kit-aids.
person 1: how was anime matsuri?

person 2: awesome! the concert was badass, but i think i got the dreaded con plague. D:
con plague by zonbiie April 4, 2010
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We need another plague 

A phrase uttered in the frustration of standing in line or being in a crowded situation, insinuating that another plague would depopulate the area and solve the problem.
At the beach:

Person 1: There are absolutely no parking spots within two miles of the beach. There are too many people here!

Person 2: I know, we need another plague

Plague Doctor 

He is a plague doctor.
Plague Doctor by flatearther123 April 12, 2019

Twilight Plague

The Twilight Plague, also known as the Twilight Epedimic, is a mentally damaging disease that mainly affects teenage girls and boys. The disease emerged in 2006, and is characterized by severe obsession over a series of books by Stephanie Meyer. Other symptoms include but are not limited to: severe obsession over mythological creatures and characters in the book, taking quizzes online, taking over discussion boards, and verbally attacking anyone who says unfavorable things about the books.
Travis: "Would you say that I am a vampire or a werewolf?"
Megan: "..Oh great, you've been afflicted by the Twilight Plague."
Twilight Plague by Druqks October 26, 2008

Darth Plagueis

Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. "Can this power be learned?" Not, by a Jedi.
Darth Plagueis by Ultimate Chode September 8, 2016
To succumb to the delights and temptations of Prague night-life often to excess.
My head is banging, my wallets empty & my mouth is dry. I got Pragued again last night.
Pragued by andybcn May 23, 2014

plague carrier 

A homosexual male who has tested positive for the HIV/AIDS virus.
Stay away from that plague carrier Bob, even if you aren't gay he will still try and infect you!
plague carrier by Bandit.Keith February 13, 2018