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You know, that thing where people run around jumping off shit and they call it a sport.
Person 1: "What do they call it when dick bags run around jumping off shit and they call it a sport?"

Person 2: "Who could be that much of a wanker to call such a silly activity a sport?"

Person 1: "Hippies n' shit."

Person 1: "Oh, fuck, now I know what you mean: It's called 'parkour'. It must be French for 'being a dick' or 'being a wanker'. I get my French nouns and verbs mixed-up sometimes."

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Parkour by Kizzmasterflash March 8, 2014
Basically, its getting from point A to point B as fast as you can. This would involve vaulting over rails, running up walls, jumping long distance, etc.
Some guy took my wallet and started running, so I did parkour to catch him.
Parkour by Pyromancer May 16, 2015
A base jumping activity that requires an individual to get to Point A to Point B as quickly and as creative as possible.
My trainer said that parkour can teach you discipline.
Parkour by Bobojizz September 3, 2018
An activity for arrogant idiots who show no concern for the general public at large. Usually involves trespassing into someone else’s private property, and performing some asinine string of stunts until severe injury or death. Similar to skateboarding, but with no skateboard, so is therefore utterly pointless.
I know a dude who says he does “Parkour”. Seems like a desperate douche.
Parkour by Diaper8 March 8, 2023
An exuse for a bunch of running and jumping and being able to not get in trouble
Guy1: hey let's go do some parkour.
Guy2: yes I always wanted an exuse for jumping and running! Let's go
Parkour by Minemonkey9999 December 14, 2014
Bro 1 “Do you do parkour?”
Bro 2 “You mean use?”
Bro 1 “What?”
Bro 2 “Do I use code lazar?”
Bro 1 “Oh yeah! Do you?”
Bro 2 “Yeah. Only retards don’t”
Parkour by John Fiddleton April 23, 2019